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💥Quiz: Is Buzzfeed Effed?💥

Buzzfeed Inc. ($BZFD) + Vanderbilt Minerals, LLC

Apr 22, 2026
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Q2’26 is off to an awfully slow start. April is nearly over and thus far only two cases of any real size — Ascend Elements Inc. and QVC Group Inc. — have hit chapter 11 bankruptcy dockets.

“What are people doing out there?” one member of our team asked this morning. “Talking to headhunters,” Johnny cheekily responded, calling back to his own links:

🔥Johnny's Doomsdaying for Clicks (#10)🔥

🔥Johnny's Doomsdaying for Clicks (#10)🔥

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