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Dec 14, 2025
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We all know that the biggest financial news story this past week was that Instacart ($CART) is f*cking you and helping drive inflation.

Ok, just kidding, that’s obviously not it.

It’s that, despite its amazing NYC holiday display, Saks Global Enterprises is sh*tting the bed big time and could end up missing a $100mm interest payment due at month’s end and tumble into chapter 11 bankruptcy shortly thereafter — mere months after completing an LME deal (🙄).

Ok, FINE. Not that either.

While those are both interesting-albeit-not-completely-surprising stories, the biggest news this week came from Jerome POW-ell & the Gang as the Fed once again ignored inflation data, focused on employment data, and lowered rates by another 25 bps (with some dissension in the ranks … recall that two months ago this cut was a certainty and a month ago it was decidedly less so). The S&P 500 Index and the Nasdaq Composite both ripped before giving it all back on Friday and ending the week down 0.70% and 1.87%, respectively (in contrast, the Dow Jones Industrial Average rose 1%). The bond market, meanwhile, went bananas, sold off, and demanded higher rates for the 10Y and 30Y after reading loud and clear POW-ell’s hawkish position about future rate cuts. For those of you perplexed by 10Y/30Y ⬆️ when the Fed funds rate ⬇️, you’re not wrong, they should both venture in the same direction. It seems people once again remembered that inflation still exists and this country is compounding national debt like crazy, 🤷‍♀️.

Anyway, the market now seems to think there’ll be one more 25 bps cut in ‘26 and another in ‘27. “Higher for longer,” indeed.

Which is … good? … for the RX community. We mentioned previously that things seemed to be picking up a bit and we stand by that statement.*

JPMorgan Chase & Co. ($JPM) validates it too — sort of. This week they put out some data that showed that November, despite having only three default/LME actions, marked a 21-month high for payment default volume and a 5-month high for distressed exchanges/LME volume. JPM’s Daniel Pombo noted that “...the universe of distressed debt is growing; a sign of busy times ahead. The combined distressed universe of bonds/loans (STW 1000bp+/sub-$80) grew by $16bn in November to a 7-month high of $175bn or 6.0% of leveraged credit. We’re still a ways from the recent peak of $282bn (or 9.8%) at YE22, or even the YTD peak on April 7th ($210bn) reached just after Liberation Day, but the direction of travel is up.” Technology leads the way.

Source: J.P.Morgan, S&P/IHS Markit
Source: J.P.Morgan, S&P/IHS Markit

That said, they also highlighted how ‘25 YTD has been a down year, citing 54 defaults/LMEs (worth $57.8b) versus 76 (worth $69.8b) in ‘24. Clearly we were not wrong when we asked our own panel of department heads about the great LME slowdown of ‘25 (here, here and here).

Source: J.P.Morgan, Pitchbook Data Inc., Bloomberg Finance LP, S&P/IHSMarkit
Source: J.P.Morgan, Pitchbook Data Inc., Bloomberg Finance LP, S&P/IHSMarkit

As we wait to see what the end of ‘25 brings to bear and look forward to ‘26, today we’ll home in on a couple of situations we’ve previously visited with and dabble in some new ones. Tee up your practice eggnog and let’s dive in.

*Even if every major department head appears to have enough time these days to appear on multiple conference/web panels … we 👀 you Josh, Paul & Ray … like, literally … we see you everywhere lately, e.g., 9fin, The Beard Group’s Distressed Investing Conference, etc.

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