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Callback to Wednesday morningβs edition, which captured the state of post-βLiberation Dayβ markets up to that point:
As we published that piece, Bill Ackman was about-facing on President Trump, Jamie Dimon was on Fox Business dropping the dreaded βRβ word and stock futures looked bleak. Wait β¦ maybe βbleakβ isnβt the right word for it. Weβll let President Trump explain it:
Thatβs right: people were getting βyippyβ!
And so President Trump announced a 90-day pause on tariffs!!

Well, tariffs other than (i) a blanket 10% and (ii) a huge increase for China:

For its part, China indicated it intends to bolster tariffs on all US goods from 84% to 125% starting yesterday, April 12, 2025. And then went on to troll the sh*t out of us.
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Despite these obviously meaningful two-way tariffs (which effectively end all trade between the US and China) β¦

β¦ the markets breathed a massive (financial) sigh of relief. Which looked something like this:
β¦ and this:
β¦ and this:
This movement in the VIX from Wednesday to Friday is pretty wild:
So while weβre back from the brink of watching NBA playoff games on TV like Johnny a plebe to shopping for Lakers playoff tickets, we might want to go for the nosebleed seats. Because, as of weekβs end anyway, things still looked a bit whacky out there β not like Tuesday/Wednesday wacky, but wacky nonetheless.



The consumer is showing some signs of cracking:
And now, despite indications that Jerome POW-ellβs preferred inflation measure (PCE) will look tame (in large part due to a precipitous fall in airfare), the market is betting that the Fed stays put:

Higher for longer, baby!
Secondaries are rattled from all of this:
Look, things can change on a dime β much like they did over the course of this week and again on Saturday when the administration announced additional tariff adjustments related to electronics.

With each passing day President Trump could carve out more and more types of goods from tariffs. And with the 90-day reprieve, President Trumpβs team could land scores of favorable new trade deals; he could even get on the phone with Chinaβs President Xi Jinping and work something out. Still β and not to state the obvious β all of the volatility and uncertainty is making β25 look increasingly promising for RX professionals. Or as Oaktree Capital Managementβs Howard Marks recently put it:
In Oaktreeβs markets, fear of defaults (not unfounded) has caused risk compensation in the form of yield spreads to increase substantially, leading to a meaningful increase in the available yields on credit. At the same time, we anticipate a higher incidence of distress and increased demand for bespoke capital solutions, meaning weβre likely to invest our latest opportunistic debt fund faster than otherwise would have been the case.
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