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Sep 26, 2018
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Eddie Lampert, ESL & Shenanigans

BREAKING NEWS: SHORT SEARS HOLDING CORP.

We’re old enough to remember whenĀ Sears Holding Corp. ($SHLD)Ā was last rumored to file for bankruptcy. In 2017. 2016. 2015. 2014. 2013. 2012. 2011. And 2010 (the last year it turned a profit). This thing is like ā€œKarlā€ inĀ Die Hard.

Or this lady:

It just won’t die.

So this week’s report…

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