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đŸ’„Plenty of PainđŸ’„

Filings and updates galore as the market implodes.

Apr 06, 2025
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Don’t know about y’all but we certainly feel liberated.

Liberated, that is, from any and all rational thought of early retirement. 😔

We won’t delve into what Wharton’s Jeremy Siegel dubbed the “biggest policy mistake in 95 years.” Or JPMorgan’s failure to acknowledge the present tense:

Or the fact that the effective tariff rate exceeds the level set by the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act, which many historians cite as a major contributor to the Great Depression.

Or that fear is setting in and that, in and of itself, can be self-perpetuating:

Source: Google. In case you’re wondering, BTC held relatively steady, down only 1.9% as of the time of this writing on 4/6/25.
Source: Google
Source: Google
Source: @danprimack on X
Source: @AugurInfinity on X

Or that things closer to our world just got a whole lot more interesting:

Source: @CalebFranzen on X

If this keeps up we may be liberated from our families.

Today, though, we dig in to update some recent filings and initiate on others. Deep breaths everyone.

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