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Party City, Aston Martin, Town International & 24 Hour Fitness

Mar 23, 2020
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🎈”This Place is Dead Anyway” (Short Pandemic Parties)🎈

When Sam “Flash Gordon” J. Jones tells Mark Wahlberg “we are gonna party like the 80s” in the movie Ted, the implication is that the party scene nowadays is garbage. Though dumba$$ ignorant-AF Gen Zers poisoning the Florida beaches this week may beg to differ, Flash may have a point. Nobody wants a…

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