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💥Krispy Kreme: A Hole in Performance💥

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Jun 10, 2026
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🍩One to Watch: Krispy Kreme, Inc. ($DNUT)🍩

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Johnny needed no introduction to Krispy Kreme, Inc. ($DNUT) (the “company” or “Krispy Kreme”): his fat a$$ pops in every time he sees that nostalgia-inducing “HOT NOW” light flick on. But the health-conscious Gen Zers out there, who only eat sh*t like Beyond Meat, might, so let’s take an ov…

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