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🤪A Break from Regularly Scheduled Programming (Long Life, Death, Sex & Work).🤪

🤪A Break from Regularly Scheduled Programming (Long Life, Death, Sex & Work).🤪

Sep 29, 2019
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We can think of some pretty horrific ways to meet one’s maker — a snake jumping out of a plane toilet bowl, a crane falling on your head while you walk down the street, a sinkhole opening up and swallowing you hole — but we reckon that dying at your desk is up there on the list. Top 5, no doubt. We can picture it: you’re sitting there pencil-f*cking som…

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