Long Influencer Marketing (Despite Ourselves)

All Hail Gwyneth Paltrow and Kim Kardashian

So, we're not all too impressed with Gwyneth Paltrow or Kanye West: the whole idea that those two vapid degenerates are influencing anything gives us concern for the future of this great nation. And we thought that the utter dumpster fire known as the Fyre Festival would at least temporarily stick a fork into t…