Illinois (W.T.F.)
The state is such an irredeemable mess that even those who prey on hopeful suckers are clamoring for the hills...here, those who run the lottery. YES, the frikken lottery. When you're so decrepit that lottery operators don't even want to touch you...sheesh.
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