We suppose it could be worse: this could be the Fyre Festival. Its looking increasingly likely that the lineup for the next IHeartMedia Music Festival will include U2, Sia, Kendrick Lamar and Kirkland & Ellis LLP*. Something for everyone. We mean, seriously, we'd rather listen to a K&E tax attorney than Ja Rule anyway. Yippee!
*for the uninitiated, K&E is a bankruptcy law specialist.