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Gawker.com Can Be Yours!

Distressed Intellectual Property as Stocking Stuffer

Just what we always wanted: defunct intellectual property of one of the original prolific internet trolls. This Wall Street Journal piece notes that the brand, domain name, and social media accounts of Gawker.com will be up for sale shortly in order to provide a potential buyer an opportunity to develop a plan prior to the March 2018 termination of the post-sale publication restriction. Man, we crushed that run-on sentence. Anyway, the article also serves as (i) a solid marketing piece for Opportune-cum-Dacarba and (ii) a call-to-action for bankers to kiss-up to Opportune-cum-Dacarba. Well played. Seriously. Well played.