Sometime soon...somewhere...some depraved management committee will commence a meeting under the guise of "work/life balance" and decide that it would be a game changer to inject RFID microchips into associates' arms. They'll try and sell it as an easier way for you to pay for your gourmet cafeteria/Aramark burger but, in reality, it'll be a step towards making sure they can bill every last hour out of you. Do you think we're kidding? Well, it's starting. Apparently the authors of this article think - judging from the illustration - that you'll be like Magneto if you elect to have the implant. Spoiler alert: you won't be. To quote Rihanna, modern day sage, "Werk, werk, werk, werk, werk."